This is me - 1wk and 2days into being sick:
Dear virus(es) & bacteria residing in my sinuses and lungs,
Your days are numbered, just so you know. Even though you have fought your hardest to knock me down with mind splitting sinus & chest muscle pain and such awful coughing fits where sometimes I pee my pants a little - I'm still hanging in there. So, now is your final hour as I change antibiotics and start the world's best cough syrup.
Dear virus(es) & bacteria residing in my sinuses and lungs,Your days are numbered, just so you know. Even though you have fought your hardest to knock me down with mind splitting sinus & chest muscle pain and such awful coughing fits where sometimes I pee my pants a little - I'm still hanging in there. So, now is your final hour as I change antibiotics and start the world's best cough syrup.
1 comment:
OMG...I peed my pants a little just reading that. Not that you being sick is funny, but that letter is hilarious!
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